Welcome to the wonderful world of Gripples in Toilet Paper
Gripples are spreading across Australia faster than a celebrity scandal. Which is no wonder. Because let’s face it, once you’ve tried Gripples there’s really no going back. You’re a Gripples fan for life.
If you haven’t experienced the Gripple Effect yet, don’t despair. Gripples are now available everywhere, in all good shops and supermarkets. Rest assured, you need never be far from Gripples. And soon you too will be telling everyone who’ll listen how much better your life is, post-Gripples.
Gripples will soon become an essential part of your daily routine. People of all shapes and sizes, young and old, rich and poor, will wonder what on earth they did before Gripples came along.
Want to know more? We thought you might…
- Remember Gripples work best as part of a regular morning routine
- Warning: once Gripples have been tried, it is likely there will be no turning back. Expect this to be a new addition to your life – one you won’t want to live without. Some have even been known to BYO Gripples if they are going overseas or out of town. It is an item you won’t want to run out of!
- Designed and manufactured by our team of experts, Gripples were extensively tested to ensure they would be relevant in both commercial and residential environments. Our tests have shown that Gripples will get anyone, anywhere, raving.
To fully experience the Gripple Effect, you might want to prepare yourself. Based on laboratory research and feedback from the taxi driver on the way to the laboratory, we suggest the following process:
- Get yourself some Gripples
- Set the scene with candles, serene music, hot curry and a warm jumper
- Try Gripples in private, for the full effect
- Realise this has in fact changed your life
- Don’t move
- Tweet, share and help those around you experience Gripples – save them from themselves
- Experience confidence above and beyond
